Damn. Just, damn.

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 03/04/2016 at 16:08 • Filed to: None

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Eighteen-year-old Pearl Moen stabbed a random woman 21 times back in November, almost killing her. But what makes this near-fatal assault go from batshit to homicidal psycho is what Moen wrote in her diary following the attack:

“So, okay I’ll start with the exciting bit. I stabbed an innocent woman to death earlier today (well yesterday since it’s 1 a.m.)…It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality, flashing and sparkling, adrenaline and shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal. I’m so proud of myself. I stabbed her like 20 times. Maybe more…She screamed and grabbed at me, saying ‘What the [expletive]?! Help! Leave!’ For now I should explain why. Other than the fact that I’m a homicidal psychopath. I have a deep hatred towards people right now..Yesterday I lost my other gold ring I’ve worn all my life on a chain around my neck as it was ripped off by a girl I was murdering. Fate is weird.”

Damn.

Moen is currently being held on a $1 million bond.

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HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:11

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This is what happens when Joy can’t get back to headquarters.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:12

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OK I might be a little bit into crazy women

BUT JFC THIS IS A NEW LEVEL OF CRAZY

mcseanerson > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:12

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Has to have a post somewhere in the Gawker network to qualify.

ttyymmnn > mcseanerson 03/04/2016 at 16:14

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:/ I didn’t know there were rules . Oh well.

Steve in Manhattan > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:16

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Debbie Harry once hitched a ride with Ted Bundy , and lived to tell the tale. There are people like this out there, everywhere.

MrDakka > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/04/2016 at 16:18

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Don't ever cross that line

ttyymmnn > Steve in Manhattan 03/04/2016 at 16:19

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There have been people like this as long as there have been people. It’s just that nowadays, with the Power of the Internet™, we hear about every single one of them.

MPA > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:21

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Fireworks probably go off after you enter her vagina, it’s gotta be good if she’s that crazy!

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:22

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18? Damn, city miles.

Steve in Manhattan > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:23

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Like slashings here in NYC - are there more of them or do we just hear about more of them ....

ttyymmnn > MPA 03/04/2016 at 16:26

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Never put your dick in crazy.

ttyymmnn > Steve in Manhattan 03/04/2016 at 16:27

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I fear for the former, but I suspect the latter.

ttyymmnn > EL_ULY 03/04/2016 at 16:27

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“City miles.” LOL

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:27

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Her eyes are terrifying...I can't look away.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:27

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It also has to involve cars...

Again, if you all insist on this continuing, you need to follow the rules.

ttyymmnn > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 03/04/2016 at 16:28

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:28

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Really? Isn’t this Cigar Lounge talk?

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/04/2016 at 16:29

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Not always.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:30

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And isn’t BSB supposed to involve an automobile, at least tangentially?

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/04/2016 at 16:30

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Apparently. I didn’t bother to read the rules.

Saracen > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:36

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You can hit it and quit it, just don’t stay and play.

MPA > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 16:38

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most definitely. Banging her is like being a sailor and following one of those siren songs to doom.

Berang > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 17:01

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If they’re crazy, it’s the butt you want.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 17:17

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If the Challenger driver has a six million dollar bail, the bail for this person should be the national debt.

Wow......

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > MPA 03/04/2016 at 17:18

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What’s the worst thing you can do to a crazy girl?

Make her toes curl....

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 17:31

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I think you have it backwards, my friend. You can date Crazy, bang the snot outta Crazy, even tie it up and drip hot wax on it...

But you Never. Marry. Crazy.

NJAnon > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 19:16

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So does her self claim as a psychopath mean she doesn’t have to comprehend what she says or writes?

“Yesterday I lost my other gold ring I’ve worn all my life on a chain around my neck as it was ripped off by a girl I was murdering. Fate is weird”

Yeah, fate can be weird lady, but I’m not sure you understand the fate concept! 8D

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 20:10

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Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 23:03

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I just can’t...wow.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > ttyymmnn 03/04/2016 at 23:55

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That's scary. What judge is so stupid as to grant even a possibility that someone this crazy could post bail? There are times you hold someone without bail. This is one of those times.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > ttyymmnn 03/05/2016 at 03:09

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This is why i support the death penalty

pip bip - choose Corrour > ttyymmnn 03/05/2016 at 07:20

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just execute her.